Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn – 1983

I will refer to this movie as Metalstorm although its full title is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. Pretty long title that seems unnecessary to wear my keyboard down with. I should have realized that it was a movie for acquired taste when I saw that Charles Band was involved in it. Not that every movie he has touched over the years is awful but they’re kinda like “special”. With that said, I like to...